Jim Gaffigan, 6 ft. tall American stand-up comedian and Actor (kinda)

Funny story, Jim Gaffigan was actually a fire fighter before he was a comedian.  Jim found himself at the top of a burning building saving a turtle when he decided to try comedy.  

Amy Schumer, It makes sense why she tours on the short bus

It is important to know that Amy Schumer has a tattoo of a butterfly poopn’.  It was given to her by her uncle HoBo.  (Not her real Uncle but, he is a real HoBo)   

John Oliver, Jolly good at speaking English in the loo

 

John Oliver is too big for his britches.  Our advice, buy some new ones you can afford it now but, don’t buy them at a Service Station this time.   

Russell Brand, Dracula’s gay son caught drinking straight from the tap

True Story, Russell Brand heard in America there is an all you can eat buffet of women, if you have an accent.  So he packed his bags and somehow ended up in London.  Apparently, he farted and blamed it on an elderly woman.  Turns out she did also fart and the 2 smells combined cause the crew and other passengers to suffocate.  The plane had to make an emergency landing back in London.   

Patton Oswald, A proper comedic master with a comic book addiction

Patton Oswald afraid of the dark?  Since the release of his movie Ratatouille in 2007, Patton has been stalked by the world most popular mouse.  This mouse was found one night hiding in the dark corners of Patton’s home.  When the police arrived on the scene they reported the mouse was high on catnip.  He was saying “No Rat Bastard is going to take my spotlight”.

 

Dave Chappelle, He knows where you live white people

Dave Chappelle was taught as a boy to blame it on a foreigner.   Good advice that has served him well.  His testimony against several foreigners in open court on several fraud cases lead to their conviction.  Needless to say Dave Chappelle doesn’t perform in other countries.   

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